I just keep my head up and...
You sure you wanna go? Once you enter your mind will blow,
I know I was when I first heard this mess. Oh but it gets worse you don't believe me...ok Ill keep going...
Next up...a song that makes absolutely no sense but out of the nonsense is one phrase to demean women! WWWHHHHYYYYYY does this get air time....HHHHHOOOOOWWWWW are they getting paid off this mess...Im not being a hater Im simply saying are you friggin kidding me...really?!
Shorty Da Kidd ft. Loudy -
Wah Wah Wow
AYE THIS YO BOY LOUDY ON THE TRACK AND I GOT THE PRINCE OF THE CITY WIT ME TELLEM SHORTY YES SIR NIGGAS TRYNA JOC MY STYLE OK I SEE THEM NIGGAS TRYNA JOC MY NIGGAS OK I SEE THEM NIGGAS TRYNA JOC MY STYLE AYE WHAT THEY YELLIN OUT ITS GCB
CHORUS
AYE MAN WE HIT EM WITH THAT WAH WAH WOW WAH WAH WOW WOW WOW WAH WAH WOW OL RATCHET ASS HOE RATCHET ASS HO RATCHET ASS HO RATCHET ASS HO
VERSE 1
AYE SEE YEAH ME MAN I KNOW THEM GURLS THAT COULD BE RATCHET WHOLE GC DONE BEAT IT ON THAT MATTRESS AYE YO I HEAR THEM HATERZ JOCCIN PLEASE ITS GCB WE TELLIN GET OFF OF THESE BEATS IN YO EAR YO LOUDY I GOT MY SWAGG UP AND WHEN I STEP UP IN THE CLUB IM GETTIN HELLAS SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES AND SHE SAY MY PAPER ADD UP SO I TELL HER DIVIDE MY POLE LIKE ITS BAD LUCK HOLD ON HOLD ON MOE HOLD ON MOE YOU DONT WANNA SAY NO MO NIGGAS TALK QUICK BUT THEY MOVE SLO MO AINT SAYIN NO NAMES BUT WHO DONT KNOW HOLD ON HOLD ON MOE HOLD ON MOE WHAT YOU WANNA DO BETTA COME EQUIPT WITH A CLICK THAT THICK IF YOU REALLY WANNA TRIP IMA SHOW YOU WHAT MY CLICK GONE DO
CHORUS
VERSE 2
AYE YO IT STARTED AT THE RIO AMP, ACE ,ZOE, LAST , C-SQUARE AND THEO NOW EVERYWHERE THAT WE GO THEY THROWIN UP THEY HANDS THEY KNOW ITS GCB SO THEY BE LIKE DO YO DANCE WAH WAH WOW JAY J I GOT EM KRAZY, NICKY NICK, SNAKE SHEAUN, YAYA, AND HB NOW LOOK AROUND I CAN SEE WHY THEY HATE ME CUZ GC IS LIKE TV IN HD WAH WAH WOW SHOUT OUT TO MY HOMIIE T-RELL MESSIN WIT US MAN YOU BETTA GAURD YO FEMALES YOU SHRIM NIGGAS YOU GET HIT WITH THEM SEA SHELLS AND WELL LET YO FAMILY KNOW VIA E-MAIL WAH WAH WOW WHEN WE STEP UP IN THE PARTY LIGHT SKINNED GIRLS RUN UP TO YO NIGGA SHORTY DARK SKINNED GURLS RUN UP TO MY NIGGA LOUDY WHEN THE CLUB IS WAY TO OVER CROWDED
Ok and if those two were not bad enough...this one takes the cake!! I mean really who does this...I would hope as women we would have more respect. If not, at least don't publicize it...sweet Jesus. No man is worth all that! You are wondering in what I am referring too? Well without further ado...
Let Me Smell Yo Dick by: Riskay
(Opening)
Nigga this the fifth teeth muthafuckin time that I called and left yo ass messages
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing
What the fuck is you doin who tha fuck you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass
(Chorus 2times)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
(Hook 1)
It's four o'clock and I'm sleepin' and it's late night and you creeping you could've told me I'm leavin' now I know you out there cheatin' why you got to do me like dat when I call you don't call me back I'm texting you now nigga where you at that's fucked up why you do me like dat
(Verse 1)
I'm dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My gurl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shinning
Everything she drink you buyin' it
Fuck nigga you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to fuck that's fine but don't fuck hers and try to fuck mine
You keep tellin me you ain't touch her but some keep tellin me you dun fucked her and I ain't that bitch you want to play wit nigga drop them boxers let me smell yo dick
(Chours 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
(Unknown)
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that's how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don't give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the fuck you mean they ain't got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat's alright dat's okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don't mean you got to pull my zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town even though I got dick to go around
(Chorus 2times)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick.
Ok so honestly tell me your thinking...
I know I am!! What in the friggin world?! The music world is flooded with this mess! Its not just contained to RnB and Rap. Please don't get it twisted I have heard some crazy Rock songs encouraging suicide and country songs about depression an violence as well. I just chose these three since these are genres I listen too. Please, please people we have got to do better in the music we make and as consumers where we put our money!
Well the one thing I can suggest is to listen and down load the song "I'll Pray For You" by Jaron and the Long Road home (YouTube It). It is quite theraputic...tee hee trust me. Once you've done that and are actively dealing with your anger then guess what time it is? You guessed it it's time to move on. Let's face it who wants to be alone for the rest of your life unless your like 92 and know your days are numbered. Ok, that was just wrong...moving on...
Ok so now let's tackle some of the idiosyncrasies of dating and hell lets be honest, just finding someone to even go out with...
A) Because you have just a bunch of horny toads out there, male and female. Let's face it everyone is not out just to get laid. My goodness folks have some morals and self respect.
B) You have some down low criminals out there, when I meet someone I find myself whipping out my smartphone and googling them and then on to watchdog.com to ensure they are not a felon or sex offender. *please note felons need love too, but ehhh not so much mine, again just being honest*
C) They are married hell that may have been how you caught your your ex
D) They have no clue what a job is, can't hold a conversation or lets face it, they are just plain weird but not in a weird normal way, of course lol.
Those are just a few reasons but we will get through this together...from one splitee to another. =). I have been away from the dating since for about 10 years *shut up no smart comments on age.*
I asked a few of my single friends, "Hey how do you do this again?" Of course they laughed. I will go over some of the following ideas they gave me and my experiences with those. You may find it humorous but I'm sure you will be able to identify if you have tried any of these.
The Millenium Dating Tactic: Internet/Online Dating Well I have not experienced the picture to the left but many of you have. I have done some online chatting and to my chagrin been basically a waste of time. Either you get a buttload of horny toads sending you random picture of their penises (oh yeah I really want that disease), or you get just complete and utter strange birds talkin in excessive geek talk. Then when they send you a picture you see why they didn't have one up to begin. Then you either just stop talking to them or or give them one word answers till they get the hint and move on. Again, another reality check we can say beauty is on the inside but we are going to be initally attracted with our eyes.
Next up: Club/Bar Scene:
This age old method has been a total bust because you end up seeing the same ol people getting drunk out of this world. Or if your me you get gawked and followed by the ugliest dude in the place, or the cute dude who just wants to nail you. This is my least favorite of them all, I have to say this phase of my life went out in college. The main reason I hate this scene is because it never fails I end up seeing stuff like this...
Next up: The Gym:
Most of the time, I am at the gym like the guys. Honestly, I'm focused on the task at hand, my workout. However, every now and then someone may catch my eye as I'm sure is true for you guys sometimes. Usually it ends there...I am old fashioned and will not approach a guy but if I go into the gym... I usually crack jokes and show more attention to the one that has caught my attention...*Got that ladies, dont miss that hint*
* I.e. while playing basketball talk "stuff".. say things like, while he is holding the basketball "I dont know what your going to do with that you don't know how to use it..." Trust me works everytime. Ehh then you get to talking to them and see ENNNGGHHHH not very bright so yet again we move on. *Please note yet again that would never happen if it were the Rock *wink wink call me*CHURCH: The Lord's House
Til next time...